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section is on how to catch one or more people cheating at
your table. Cheating takes place more often online since
you don’t really know who you are playing against
and for all you know the guy from Honk Kong is related to
the girl from Fargo and they are working together to take
all your money from you. This document will highlight a
few of the more recognizable online cheating tactics. If
you are worried about being cheated in home games you better
be more careful about picking your friends.
The online poker market
is the best place for crooks to accumulate. First off there
are few if any regulations. Secondly even if you could prove
you were cheated who do you report it to. Thirdly you are
more likely to be cheated by the software (indirectly since
they allow this cheating to take place and they do nothing
about it). Lately another type of cheating was mentioned
to me, that is, the software rigging the games to produce
maximum rake and tilting the outcome of important hands
towards the weak players and towards the high rake generating
players and away from the professional players. This type
of cheating is impossible to prove (unless you get a programmer
from one of the software companies to admit to it).
Other players argue that
the only place to play is online, since the thought is that
the house wouldn’t dream of cheating a player since
that could cost a site thousands of dollars a day. The truth
is nobody really knows if anyone is being cheated but the
professional poker players who observe the online texas
holdem tournaments say that there has to be some kind of
bias in the software since they have never seen so many
action flops in a brick and mortar poker room.
Some folks say that the
smaller stakes and computer generated dealers ensures that
the game is less crooked than a live poker game. Since nobody
touches the cards it is almost impossible for the game to
be rigged. To the people who believe this I say Santa Clause
will be bringing you a brand new plasma TV (50 inch) for
Christmas. Get real. Of course it is possible to rig the
game via software hosted on offshore servers and owned by
offshore corporations.
Some players say that
Eastern European computer hackers have the ability to hack
into the software database and actually take over the games.
To those players I say go and try to get around the SSL
v3 / TLS v1 encryption and I will give you $100 if you make
it. It is very unlikely to be an outside job but rather
an inside job if there is any cheating going on. Online
poker games are more secure than any land based tournament
but still people go and play on the World Poker Tour every
couple of months. Do these players know something that we
don’t or are they just really trusting of Mike Sexton
and Vince Van Patten.
The biggest cheating
in online poker occurs when two or more players share their
cards (over the phone) while they are playing at the same
table together. Although the poker sites claim to have idiot
proof collusion programs that can sniff out a cheat from
a mile away I can personally tell you they couldn’t
sniff out fresh popcorn cooking on your stovetop. All this
anti collusion software is nothing more than a smoke screen
to make you feel a little more comfortable about gambling
on an online site. Luckily for you and me most players wouldn’t
even know how to cheat properly and in fact if they tried
they would likely lose their shirt in the process.
Although it is hard to
catch and even harder to do, nevertheless here are a few
things to look for if you think a couple of cheaters are
at your table:
1.
A group of players who always raise each other with another
player in the hand and then fold out on the showdown so
that nobody gets to see their cards.
2. Players who are slow
at your table is a sign of something sneaky going on.
3. Players who never get
to a showdown against each other.
4. Players who when winning
leave the table together.
5. Two or more players who
sit down at your table at the same time.
6. Two or more players who
seem to be at two or more high level tables at the same
time.
7. One player that seems
to lose to another player often without getting upset at
all.
8. Two or more players who
are chatting to each other on the table or together bashing
another player for playing badly.
9. Two or more players who
are from the same city at the same table (always a tell).
If you see any of these
things the best thing to do is leave the table and note
the time and date before you leave and the last hand number
and report it to the site administrators.
If nothing happens and
you see it again contact the poker site administrators.
If again you have reported suspicious activity and nothing
happens go to an alternative poker site and report that
site to us here.
Here are a few of the
sites we have had trouble with:
1.
partypoker.com
2. noblepoker.com
3. empirepoker.com
4. 888.com
5. pokerstars.com
Please note that although we have heard some bad things
about the above sites if you choose to play at any one of
them you do so at your own risk.
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